kait shields

Pick up lines for the science and math nerds

• I want to be with you like a proton wants to be with an electron.
• If you were DNA, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
• If you were a function, I'd be your derivative so I would be tangent to your curves.
• I'm like a Rubik's Cube: the more you play with me, the harder I get.
• Are you a computer? You're making my floppy disk hard.
• If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
• You're so hot, you denature my proteins.
• Can I be the phaser to your electron and take you to an excited state?
• Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
• Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.
• I’m more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron.
• You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
• According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
• Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
• Everyone knows it’s not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
• How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
• I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
• My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
• If you were a neuron, I'd be a Schwann cell so I could squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.
• Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
• You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
• My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.
• That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.81 m/s/s.
• Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
• Your lab bench or mine?
• I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
• Can I have your significant digits?
• I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
• Hey baby, what's your sine?
• I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.
• I wish I was your problem set, because then I’d be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.